READ THIS, YOU DICKFRUIT.

We are the Socom Squad.

We like to climb on things.

We prance around on our front porch.

We are k0l k1dxz okay.

If you join, your penis will grow until it can go from A to the second enter on your keyboard.

And, please, for the love of GOURDS, aaaaaaids;;

HERE YOU GO, DICKFRUIT. ENTER THE HALLS OF SOCOMDRIA III.